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Can't believe it - forgot again..

by BoredSelecta @ 2007-11-09 - 21:15:59

I dunno, these arse-wipes are getting more and more desperate....and hilarious. Not content with raking up some dead german guy who never existed in the first place in order to give me millions they've now resorted to giving me millions via the catholic church. And therein lays their folly - the catholic church will never, ever give away money - they only collect and stockpile it for a rainy Pope!Don't, get me wrong I'm definitely not anti-catholic but have recently been reading the cracking 'God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins. Anyway, peruse below if you want. You may also notice that the 'rev' has left his yahoo mail address. If you think you may wish to accept the money on my behalf then please feel free to masquerade as me, though, I don't fancy you wearing my trousers or my tie as they're a tiny bit tight at the moment, sorry.

CONCESSION
Our Churche (www.cef.fr) would like to
notify you that you have been chosen by the board
of trustees as one of the final recipients of a
cash Grant-Donation for your own personal,
educational, and business development.
The Église catholique en France, established 1977 by the
Multi-Million groups and now supported by the
Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS),
United Nations Organization (UNO) and the
European Union (EU) was conceived with the
objective of human growth, educational,
and community development.

In conjunction with the ECOWAS, UNO and the EU,
We are giving out a yearly donation of US$850,000.00
each to 100 lucky recipients. These specific
Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international
recipients worldwide, in different categories.

Based on the random selection exercise of
internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide,
you were selected amongst the lucky recipients to receive
the award sum of US$850,000.00 as charity donations/aid.
(Note that all beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly
from over 100,000 internet websites or a shop\'s cash invoice around
your area in which you might have purchased something from).

You are required to contact the Executive Secretary below,
for qualification documentation and processing of your claims. Please
endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (CEF-080-2998-2996)
in all discussions.

Executive Secretary: Rev. Adrienne Fernande
Email: rev.adrffernande2@yahoo.fr

On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

Regards.
Donation Co-ordinator

AND NOW FOR SOME GENUINE GIVEAWAYS
On a more useful note I've just come across 2 sites with some excellent freebie/giveaway info. If you've got a small business or need some free advertising you should visit this gem of a blog.
www.purebusinessgold.blogspot.com

Another great freebie site is this one www.c4lpt.co.uk
A word of warning, you could spend a fair amount of time on this one.


 
 

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