............OR, How to kill a joke!...
I was interested to read that a recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
Sorry, don't have a pic of a 'menstrual' so I've decided to depict the said 'menstrual' as some 70's Broaderie Anglaise wearing vestel, nimble eating wench!
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
Picture Courtesy of the Premiership Footballer Gallery
And,
When she's menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol -
Somehow, don't think you'll find those kamikaze husbands catching on in this country!
Set on fire
with scissors stuck in his eye
Hope she doesn't run with them first or the lovely her may do herself an harmful injury!
(Infact, these scissors have been neutered under the Stone, Scissors, Paper Act of 1983 so she'll probably be ok!)
and
a cricket stump jammed up his arse
Bails and all! Ooh, I bet that could painful in the wrong place! I'll never tamper with my balls again umpire, honest!
threecakes
think the fella with the petrol pumps stuck in his face, must have really pissed his wife off! Perhaps they were arguing over the road atlas.