Right - That challenge from 'Fatal.'
You see she tagged me with the '10 Fictional Characters I'd Like To Get To Know Better.' Fatal used the word 'Hump'- don't you just love that word 'hump/ing.' If Juzzzy was around he'd never have used it as his word of the day would he?
Hump
To hump, humping, how shall one hump, sounds a bit like bump, Englebert Humperdinck, hump backed whale blah, blah! Anyway, here's the list Fatal (In no particular order).

1. Jade Goodey. (Because if you look at my user pic you'll see she looks like me, moustace and all.So when someone says to me "Hey bs, go fu*k yourself" I've always got Jade Goodey to fall back on or front on, whichever way you look at it.)
2. Chaucer's 'Good Wif of Bathe' - (Because when I was younger I always had this thing about older women. So what, she's approaching 700. She'd been around the block a few times - She had 5 husbands.Since there were no bikes to speak of in those days and they travelled everywhere on horse and cart what would she be known as - the village cart??? "Oooh, that ole tarte's a bite of a carte, they're alle ridinge on her" She was a rare bit of victor!).
3. Little Bo Peep - (She's not as innocent as she makes out.It's all an act. She's really in her 30's)
4. Bo Peep's Sheep - (I was the one who hid them - I'm allowed, I'm Welsh!)
5. Girls Aloud - (In decending order)
6. Samantha - Sex and the City. The title says it all.
7. Muffy The Manpier Slaver - (If I had to make up a fictional vamp who'd enslave me that's what I'd call her. Muff's a good word too - we do like muff.)
8. Roxanne - (Not the red light variety, the Cyerano de Bergerac one.She fell in love with words and the meaning behind them not looks. In the end she copped off with the big nosed bugger. So there's always hope for us fugly, rubber nosed bast*rds!)
9.Rachael, from one of my favourite films - Blade Runner. There must be a 'She was only the replicant's daughter but....' joke in there somewhere!
10.Number 10, well, if I disclosed that I'm sure something fatal would happen to me!!!!!!!

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