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@ 2006-01-05 – 15:19:09
I was transformed from a pathetic skinny specimen like this
Into this fine rippling strongman
By quitting teaching, eating LARD and running away to the CIRCUS!
Read my interesting story in my forthcoming book.
'Conqueror Your Demons with The Exclusive Lard Diet!'
Soon to be made available from all good high street butchers!
Read extracts of this exciting new life changing book in the blog entry below!
AND REMEMBER -
No blogger should support a Wal-Mart company. I am surprised that your desire 4 lard should lead u to this terrible place..!
BoredSelecta
Lard is where it's at mate. It's all happening down at the lard factories. Everyone who's everyone are buying up lard in their tens of thousands of tons.The stock market's gone lardwire. But, don't you do it pal cos you won't be able to swing from rooftop to rooftop with the same slickness and aplomb with all that lard inside you! Beef dripping maybe, but not lard! Ta buddy. bs
BoredSelecta it's tough to believe your words...
Beef drippin is not so disimmilar but my friend Bluebell the live leather wearer feels like kicking your arse...
BoredSelecta
I agree. Tell Bluebell I've beaten her to it! Never shall another dollop of lard pass my lips. From now on it's strictly lard substitute - 'I can't believe it's not Lard!' 
Take care. bs
If I had anything at all to do with your sudden reformation I might just apply for sainthood - bluebell is over the moon, but I am not sure where the cat and the fiddle are...
BoredSelecta
Thanks 4 getting back tho I can't stop as I've just got time to grease up before I swim the channel! bs
I hear axle grease is the next best thing, but maybe you can suck an oxo cube as you pace yourself?
sarahminchin
Thanks for letting me know about morelearning's Mum.
P.S. Lard? Really? As a teacher I find your opinions rather interesting.
BoredSelecta
You find my opinions interesting? It's all based on factual evidence. Honest.All evidence was gathered and collated by school inspectors during their off-season! Take care. bs
I blame Jamie Oliver.
BoredSelecta
Hi puredawn,
I know, I blame Jamie Oliver for not promoting lard enough! Bloody do-gooders. 
bs
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Thanks for the item. Ive written my resignation and am on my way to Asda (not Tesco) for some bulking up on Lard. At last, the key to happiness!!!