New England........Rugby Shirt

If you've got it you may aswell display some shameless patriotism!!!

This is getting unbelievably desperate. Reknown 'Legal Advicers' Hogarth Chambers of London have taken to employing semi-literate employees. On first reading I thought they may have enlisted a scamming Nigerian bas*ard to try extract all my personal details and steal my identity. But, on closer inspection I notice they have enlisted a Julia Clark (did she even pass GCSE English?)in order to bestow me with $8000 million. Gosh, at first I thought eight thousand million dollars sounds rather a lot, but then realised it's only about £4000 million. Yes, that's right, with the dollar so weak against the pound four thousand million pounds only works out around half as much! Unlucky 'you' you say.Yes unlucky me - boo hoo

So, what do you think?

FROM :HOGARTH CHAMBERS LONDON
Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:51:51 -0800

ln respect to your email you repied to me concerning the transcation
of $8,000 Million of my late client Jimmy Kruglov.l am JULIA
CLARK,PRINCIPAL ATTONEY to HOGARTH CHAMBERS LONDON and am the attoney
incharge of this transaction offer that was brought to you.

ln respect of your informations recieve from you,l will like to let
you know that this transaction is LEGAL and the BRITISH AUTHORITES
are awere of this transaction and in this case l have to prove how
legal this is by given you all my documents as a LEGAL ADVICER,which
l will attach to you via email and l want to you check it and my only
interested to make sure that my late client money will not lost
according to his wish that his fund should let go to any men or woman.

So l want you to trust me in this transaction of our's so that we
work thing out in accordance.
About the transactions, it is all about my late client MR JIMMY
KRUGLOV, Who is from Russian, and have lived in Central LONDON for so
long andhas a wife and no off-spring.

He died in 2003 with his wife in an accident (AUTO CRASH).But before
his death in 2000, I help him deposited the sum of $8,000 Million in
the FIRST TRUST FINANCE BANK LONDON.

Since after his death,l have been under presure from the FIRST TRUST
FINANCE BANK LONDON to provide the NEXT OF KIN STATUS of my late
client.l got your name and email address form an international
business directory.

Now you will stand as the next of kin beneficiary as long as l prsent
you to the BRITISH CROWN COURT with the information in which l will
you to send to so that l will use it to obtain your documents in your
favour.

These informations i want are,
FULL NAMES
CONTACT ADDRESS
AGE AND PHONE NUMBER
OCCUPATION
MARRITAL STATUS

When you get all these informations l will than forward
yourinformations to the BRITISH CROWN COURT,for them to process your
documents for you.

The BRITISH CROWN COURT, will provide your doucments and it will
beready by Next Week and l will write AN APPLICATION LETTER for you
and l will attached your documents via email and the documents l will
provide for you are as follows

1.AFFDEVIT CERTIFICATE
2.INHERTANCE CERTIFICATE
3BRITISH INSURANCE COMMISSION CERTIFICATE
4.DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE
5.DEATH CERTIFICATE.

With all these the bank will ascept you as the next of kin
beneficiary of the (WILL) fund.lf more things comes up you are free
to call me with my mobile number and i will call you for more
discusions ok

THANKS

Regards
JULIA CLARK(Esq)
+447045764652

Just noticed this news story on the Beeb which reminded me of The Monty Python 'Life of Brian' film. This poor woman has been charged for insulting the name of 'the prophet' by naming a teddy 'Muhammad.' Wonder if they'd allow a Teddy Boy to change his name (by deed poll) to Muhammad? And, I'm not even going to mention any Teddy Sheringham possibilities.

FUNNY?

These never fail to amuse me. I'm getting so many of them now - Bill Gates and Branson should watch out.Where would my inbox be without them? They brighten up the most darkest of days!

"Mr.jean poter" info@compensation.com
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
CC:
Subject: Dear Friend,i am Mr jacob calliner
Date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:56:34 -0500 (EST)

Dear Friend,i am Mr jacob calliner

How are you today?I Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transaction and
transfer of your international bank draft cheque to you from the bank,i am sorry for presenting and using someone else in your name to
get this transaction successfull. due to logistic reasons and your inconsistance to the other best known to you. right now, I want to inform you that I have successfully cleared the bank draft check fund
to someone else account who was capable of assisting me in this great venture that have been over and successfull.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed at
the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $200,000.00 Thousand United State Of
America Dollars I have authorized Mr. jacob calliner where I deposited my money to issue you international certisfied bank draft cashable cheque at
your bank or anywere as choice felt. My dear friend I will like you to contact Mr. jacob calliner for the collection of this international
certisfied bank draft.

Contact Address For Your Cheque is, View Below
CONTACT AGENT: Name: Mr. jacob calliner
CONTACT ADDRESS: - Plot 150 pmb Marine Lagos island
23401
(Nigeria).
Email:jacobcalliner00@hotmail.com
Phone Number: {+234} 8075860890
Dialing: +2348075860890 or +2348038413288

Contact Mr. jacob calliner At the moment, I’m very busy here in the united
kingdom because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner
are having at hand In China since you were unable to go on,been also
unserious with the transaction that i pruposed to you.Finally remember
that I have forwarded instruction to Mr. jacob calliner on your behalf to
send the bank draft cheque of $200,000.00 Thousand United State Of America
Dollars to you as soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will
like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom
of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon as
soon as you've gotting my compersation and please do not get angry because
that is what i have for now till i finish my project in China. For proper
recorgnition for Mr. jacob calliner to know that you are the really person
that came from me for him to release the Cheque i assigned for you, send
him your informations below:

1,Full Name: { }
----- 2, Address of Residence: {
} ----- 3,country from: {
}

4,Telephone Number : {
} ------- 5, Mention me to him as Mr John Collis: 6, Amount +
200,000.00 usd

7,Occupation { }
Age: { }

Remember to attach an identity id of your self when contact Mr. Lambert
Petersdoff for your claim such as international passport of your self/
drivers license is accepted to identify your self to him that i asked you
to contact him for your cheque. Till Then, Bye For Now.

in regards

Mr JEAN POTER.
Yours Sincerely, A Sucessfull Transfer Has Been Conducted.

NOT SO FUNNY

This should never have been allowed to happen. From someone who's had their card cloned and bank account plundered of over £1000 by some tosspot crooks in Bulgaria (I've never been to Bulgaria in my life) I can tell you it's not very nice.It's bound to have serious repercussions.If you have kids and don't know what I'm talking about read here. If you don't have kids then the best advice I can give you is to move on quietly and find an interesting blog!

Man marries bitch to beat curse

The "bride" wore a sari and a garland.

An Indian man has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The "bride" wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

Well, at least he knew she was a bitch before he married her! Suppose looks aren't always that important to some people. But is it just me who thinks she's a bit of a dog?

Another bizarre story is but at your fingertips here
Donkey wedding staged to bring rain

Doubtless we're all geared up for this Friday's Children In Need extravaganza but I've just received an email from ebay in my inbox regarding some interesting auctions.

I expect half the country have received the email too! Go to ebay and just type in Children in Need and loads of stuff relevant comes up. Ebay aren't always reknown for giving away stuff but any money/profit raised through these auctions will go directly to Children In Need.As we say in Wales - Good Value!

You can link directly to ebay here

If you've read some of my other posts you'll know that I've recently been receiving some dodgy stuff where people, unknown to me, want to give me millions of pounds for just being lovely me (little do they know the real me is just as lovely as the one they think I am). Anyway, just received this in my email. Maybe worth a punt. Nothing ventured nothing gained yada, yada, yada and all that!

Wanna STAR in an EBAY TV AD?

One lucky winner will star in a TV commercial as one of the animated eBay Logo People. You could become one of the most famous eBay users in the world. The tears! The tantrums! The tiaras! The stardom!

Tut, Tut terms and conditions go with the territory

To enter:
Just buy or list one item on eBay in the next ten days, from 9th -18th November and you will automatically be entered into the draw.

One prize draw entry per eBay account holder.

You can link to the ebay home page here and then click on the announcements at the bottom of the main screen.
I think I may just have a little try of this. Who knows?

I dunno, these arse-wipes are getting more and more desperate....and hilarious. Not content with raking up some dead german guy who never existed in the first place in order to give me millions they've now resorted to giving me millions via the catholic church. And therein lays their folly - the catholic church will never, ever give away money - they only collect and stockpile it for a rainy Pope!Don't, get me wrong I'm definitely not anti-catholic but have recently been reading the cracking 'God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins. Anyway, peruse below if you want. You may also notice that the 'rev' has left his yahoo mail address. If you think you may wish to accept the money on my behalf then please feel free to masquerade as me, though, I don't fancy you wearing my trousers or my tie as they're a tiny bit tight at the moment, sorry.

CONCESSION
Our Churche (www.cef.fr) would like to
notify you that you have been chosen by the board
of trustees as one of the final recipients of a
cash Grant-Donation for your own personal,
educational, and business development.
The Église catholique en France, established 1977 by the
Multi-Million groups and now supported by the
Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS),
United Nations Organization (UNO) and the
European Union (EU) was conceived with the
objective of human growth, educational,
and community development.

Regards.
Donation Co-ordinator

AND NOW FOR SOME GENUINE GIVEAWAYS
On a more useful note I've just come across 2 sites with some excellent freebie/giveaway info. If you've got a small business or need some free advertising you should visit this gem of a blog.
www.purebusinessgold.blogspot.com

Another great freebie site is this one www.c4lpt.co.uk
A word of warning, you could spend a fair amount of time on this one.

Apologies for having to modify your comment in the previous post ParsleySage buddy but it was hijacked by some weird spam type stuff.

If you're all wondering what it was all about it contained stuff on viagra etc. I don't think I need viagra just yet, at least not when I last looked!
Anyway, going back to the previous post when I was talking about PageViews/visitors. Funny thing happened after I posted my Pageview/visitors rose dramatically. See below for updated version:

Date Total Pageviews Total Visitors
10/23/07 363 276
10/22/07 461 323
10/21/07 288 188

I think perhaps I'm on the receiving end of some kind of Pageview/ visitor SPAM!

Now I know that this may be a bit taboo, but, for some inexplicable reason I feel compelled to publish this months (so far) Page Views and Total Visitors. I know that these figures pale into insignificance with the returns that many other bloggers get but I seem to get more visitors now that I hardly ever blog then when I was posting regularly. Is this the situation with everyone else? You don't have to tell me. Oh, go on if you want to. I won't tell anyone else. Perhaps we could have pageview/visitor parties? Well, perhaps not.

Date Total Pageviews Total Visitors
10/21/07 248 162
10/20/07 323 241
10/19/07 245 203
10/18/07 282 181
10/17/07 217 112
10/16/07 378 256
10/15/07 418 234
10/14/07 251 204
10/13/07 247 210
10/12/07 200 144
10/11/07 123 101
10/10/07 139 108
10/09/07 181 108
10/08/07 216 124
10/07/07 201 124
10/06/07 253 181
10/05/07 222 163
10/04/07 146 105
10/03/07 200 140
10/02/07 205 141
10/01/07 183 123

**Despite vain attempts I've been unable to space out the figures in a desirable easy-2-read format.
Therefore, for those of you that are hard of understanding the:-

Date is down the left hand side
Total Pageviews are the middle set of numbers
Total Visitors are the right hand set of numbers

(256 visitors on the 16th of October - hhmm, must have been the post about the 'Naked Gypsies of Nebo')

For those of you who don't give a damn just feel free to don't give a damn!